1. Outrage is cardio-aerobics for the soul. It’s fun, lets off steam, and leaves you nice and sweaty afterward and in need of a hot shower. This is, however, different from declaring that it is wise and productive
    Christopher Buckley, But Enough About You: Get Out the Pitchforks
  2. Given enough coffee, I could rule the world: Happy National Coffee Day

    Given enough coffee, I could rule the world: Happy National Coffee Day

  3. What to Do When You've Made Someone Angry

    A good read for anyone that happens to be human. 

  4. My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
    Laurell K. Hamilton
  5. [An] important misconception: that being comically generative and having a sense of humor are one and the same thing. The former is among the least important things in the world, while the latter is among the most. One is a handy social tool, the other an integral component of human survival. It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.
    David Rakoff, Fraud: The Best Medicine 
  6. Reblogged from: definition-of-katherine
  7. victormichaelrafferty:

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
    You make me happy when skies are gray
    You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
    Please don’t take my sunshine away

    The other night dear, as I lay sleeping
    I dreamed I held you in my arms
    When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
    So I hung my head and I cried.

    I’ll always love you and make you happy,
    If you will only say the same.
    But if you leave me to love another,
    You’ll regret it all some day:

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
    You make me happy when skies are gray
    You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
    Please don’t take my sunshine away

    In my dreams dear, you seem to leave me
    When i awake my poor heart pains
    So when you come back and make me happy
    I’ll forgive you dear,i’ll take the blame

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
    You make me happy when skies are gray
    You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
    Please don’t take my sunshine away

    Reblogged from: victormichaelrafferty
  8. I might have to leave my own tribe.

    I might have to leave my own tribe.

  9. Reblogged from: shedatesaguycalledlove
  10. "Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives." —Elaine Stritch

    "Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives." —Elaine Stritch

  11. 3x1 Do-Over

    Reblogged from: tiinafey
  12. God does answer prayers, guys!

    God does answer prayers, guys!

  13. Casual reminder that someone out there holds this opinion

    Casual reminder that someone out there holds this opinion

  14. Dad: “I don’t mean to insult anyone, but these are the worst fucking Cheetos I’ve ever had.”

    Dad: “I don’t mean to insult anyone, but these are the worst fucking Cheetos I’ve ever had.”

  15. Dying is easy, dear; comedy is hard
    Elaine Stritch
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