Outrage is cardio-aerobics for the soul. It’s fun, lets off steam, and leaves you nice and sweaty afterward and in need of a hot shower. This is, however, different from declaring that it is wise and productive
Christopher Buckley, But Enough About You: Get Out the Pitchforks
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world: Happy National Coffee Day
What to Do When You've Made Someone Angry
[An] important misconception: that being comically generative and having a sense of humor are one and the same thing. The former is among the least important things in the world, while the latter is among the most. One is a handy social tool, the other an integral component of human survival. It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.
In the end, your intentions don’t matter much.
A good read for anyone that happens to be human.
David Rakoff, Fraud: The Best Medicine
I might have to leave my own tribe.
"Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives." —Elaine Stritch
God does answer prayers, guys!
Casual reminder that someone out there holds this opinion
Dad: “I don’t mean to insult anyone, but these are the worst fucking Cheetos I’ve ever had.”